Think you're too good to work at a pizzeria for US$10/hour? Spend a few years in a federal prison for tax evasion, conspiracy to bribe public officials and various types of fraud and you may think again.
According to Yahoo News, our friend Casino Jack is working at Tov Pizza in Baltimore. I wonder if they're going to re-write their menu as follows:
Tribal Bribe Pizza (shaped like a craps table) - US$85 million
Island Influence Pizza (featuring the traditional cuisine of Guam) - 36 payments of US$9,000 each
Senator's Favorite Pizza (comes with free golfing trip to Scotland) - US$0
Representative's Favorite Pizza (comes with free use of box at all Washington Sports Venues) - US$0
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