Celeste 4 Cheese

I know what you're thinking.  What the hell is that? As in - what the hell is that that this deranged person thinks belongs on a blog about pizza?  Well, that, dear friends, is what you eat if you are pathetic and live in an office.  Bonus points for microwaving it on the box it came in instead of on a plate.  I rule.

But wait, it gets worse because I actually thought this wasn't half bad.  They've made great strides in microwave pizza since my day of microwave pizza (college) and the crust actually gets crispy now.  Exciting!  So take note, the internet and cell phones and myspace (RIP?) and facebook and technology that will enable us to extract 400,000 barrels per day of oil from the Bakken Shale in North Dakota aren't the only things that have been invented since then.  

In summary, next time you are  in your office and you are in need of a meal and you don't mind kind of weirdly fluorescent orange colored sauce and your only other option is, for example, quaker instant oatmeal congee anchovies flavor, pick up a Celeste microwave pizza for one.  Tell em I sent you.